How I spent my state holiday

I work for the state which still gives their employees cool holidays, such as today, "Confederate Veterans Memorial Day". Can't beat THAT with a stick.

I played 18 holes today on my day off. Let me tell you, golf is fun. Period.

Of course, I was the worst player. I hit my chief in the ankle with a wayward ball and I hope he forgets about it by my next employee evaluation. Later, I hit into another fairway while a guy was trying to putt, and my ball rolled gently over his shoe. He looked down at his shoe like the golfball fairy had delivered it to him special. I just waved, mouthed "I'm sorry", and flipped my ponytail at him. At least I didn't bruise him, unlike my boss, who was sporting a nice little ankle lump.